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When I was in college, I worked at a music store. We couldn't stand our boss and used to try to come up with all kinds of nasty stuff. She was crazy enough to trust my friend, Mark, and I to close up the store. Below, I have listed some of the things that happened "beyond our control," of course:

  • Peeing on the carpet in the middle of the store

  • Peeing on the Christmas tree while it was in storage

  • Peeing in the manager's file cabinet

  • Peeing under the manager's desk (we saved all day for that and took a lot of vitamin C in order to lend a more pleasant aroma - it smelled like rotten tuna the next morning)

  • Putting cigarette ashes in her phone receiver

  • Placing fresh raccoon droppings in the tiles above her desk

  • Playing Frank Zappa's "Titties and Beer" during business hours

  • Pranking other stores in the mall

  • Getting the old lady in the mall office to announce that Mike Hunt had a call at the information desk


  • Changing around the keys on the cash register so that none of them did what they were supposed to do.

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